YAY

Soft boiled eggs
Snoop Dogg’s Instagram presence
Trader Joe’s Little Cheesies
The acronym F.A.B.*
Crocs
I Think You Should Leave
Talking to myself

NAY

Bermuda Shorts
”Supposably”
Papaya
Class rings
Sales tax
Mints that are too minty
Those who doubt that Survivor is the best show on television


Fake A*s B*tch**
**Used lovingly among friends or family, in scenarios like:

  • Your mom gets a manicure with her friend Debbie and doesn’t invite you

  • No one hearts your hilarious message in the group text (plural, “FABS”)

  • Your significant other responds to your midday FaceTime with “I’m at work”